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sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

fulloflightning:

how to charm your girlfriend’s dad: lesson one

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

queenofflutterdash:

do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man 

jimdoesntcarrey:

maybe trolololol will be our always

popeyeschicken:

me moshing and my mom not understanding 

#fave 

penguinsonparade:

I was filming a make-up tutorial when the worst thing that could happen happened

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

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life changing

bussykiller:

C’MON CHRISTIANS LET’S GET SICKENINGGGGGGGG

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