britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

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Did jess pizza get.deleted?

casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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yanderegal:

when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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giannigaga:

Stefani - 28 - random - self diagnosed schizophrenic/multiple personalities - call me Steffy, Lady GaGa, or Teh Germ (bc i identifiez as amoeba-kin enywai :3) Pronouns zi/zer/zib/ziself (example: zi when to the store to buy some manga for ziself) I is a carnivore bc eating plants is offensive 2 me >__< && also bc i is part dinosaur (RAWR! <3) i write my own yaoi fanfic && yew can follow my deviantart page @steffyiz2random. i don’t listen to britney spears or eny of that other pop shiiiiiz bc it’s trash. i prefer sleeping with sirens and panic at the disco <3 (p.s. if yew cannt tell im not like other girls lololololol <3) feel free to send mee any fanmail, i try to respond too all of mai fanz ««3333 ~**STEFFYgirl1986**~

giannigaga:

Stefani - 28 - random - self diagnosed schizophrenic/multiple personalities - call me Steffy, Lady GaGa, or Teh Germ (bc i identifiez as amoeba-kin enywai :3) Pronouns zi/zer/zib/ziself (example: zi when to the store to buy some manga for ziself) I is a carnivore bc eating plants is offensive 2 me >__< && also bc i is part dinosaur (RAWR! <3) i write my own yaoi fanfic && yew can follow my deviantart page @steffyiz2random. i don’t listen to britney spears or eny of that other pop shiiiiiz bc it’s trash. i prefer sleeping with sirens and panic at the disco <3 (p.s. if yew cannt tell im not like other girls lololololol <3) feel free to send mee any fanmail, i try to respond too all of mai fanz ««3333 ~**STEFFYgirl1986**~

jewmanji:

when your friend crops you out of a picture 

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