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wingardiumlevi-no-sa:

Welcome to my new favourite Facebook page: 
Why I’m voting Liberal

whatsacanada:

where is african america?

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

they said no to a girl on x factor because they didn’t like the look of her saying it doesn’t match her singing which was better than average and this is why i fucking hate this show

ALSO THAT FUCKER FROM LMFAO TOLD HER ITS THE WORST OUTFIT HE’S EVER SEEN DID YOU FUCKING WATCH YOUR VIDEO CLIP FOR SEXY AND I KNOW IT?? YOU’RE A 35 YEAR OLD MAN CHILD

clurex asked: ADAM HERE IS A STORY i was watching steph brothers with my first boyfriend and i was upside down and he leant down and pecked me right at the moment when that chick says "I JUST WANNA CURL YOU INTO A BALL AND SHOVE YOU UP MY VAGINA" and thats what i had my first kiss to

RACHEL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

send me stories of your first kiss

queenhawke asked: I was playing hide and seek with my class at a part (we often did class outside) and my boyfriend hid in a bush. I was hiding on his lap and he leaned me back and kissed me. That was 3 years ago, I think. We're still together.

"hiding on his lap" omg 

send me stories of your first kiss

seatsy asked: my mother looked down at her first born child, leaned down, and lightly kissed me on the forehead.

amazing

first kiss stories

Anonymous asked: can anyone get the urls or do you have to be special

you’re all special :*

just ask!

whitebabies asked: are you still giving away some of your URLS? (:

I sure am! Anyone who wants them just go to jimdoesntcarrey.tumblr.com/extraurls

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time