I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"
how to charm your girlfriend’s dad: lesson one
Today is going really great
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.
do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man
maybe trolololol will be our always
me moshing and my mom not understanding
I was filming a make-up tutorial when the worst thing that could happen happened
THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL
no wait its just a public zumba class
C’MON CHRISTIANS LET’S GET SICKENINGGGGGGGG